Monday, March 14, 2011

Silver Rain Drop



These are two little wooden dolls from Korea and
Cards. The dolls have a satisfied look to them.:)
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Silver raindrops beat at my window asking
To come in before they froze
I watched them turn into white teardrops
reflective of my soul
Memory is a priceless thing and
If I were to ask
I'd ask God if I could keep it because
It's worth so much

We walked through life together
Fearing not a soul
The days were never lonely because
We had each self to hold
The songs were always singing and
We heard them far and wide
And they are stored in memory
Along with all our love

Silver raindrops beat my window
Reflective of my soul
They turned into white tear drops
Crystallized and stored
All the hopes and dreams
Man could ever want
Are found in a memory
Of a little drop.
A Lady's Life
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There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, "You're in charge of the cement."

Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."

Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."

Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired."

So they all go off to go get their work done.

At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy??"

All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"

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A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"

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While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
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This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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Many people were running in BC to pharmacies to get iodine but they were told that we would not be affected as most of the radiation would dissipate in the ocean before it gets here. People may ingest cesium-137 with food and water, or may inhale it as dust. It is distributed fairly uniformly throughout the body’s soft tissues. Exposure may also be external (that is, exposure to its gamma radiation from outside the body).


The effects of radiation would be vomitting, skin burns,and various cancers of the liver etc...

6 comments:

Akelamalu said...

Love the doctor joke!

A Lady's Life said...

Thanks Akelamalu

George said...

I really like your Korean dolls and your poem.
Thanks for the jokes to brighten a rainy day.

A Lady's Life said...

You are welcome george

Mama Zen said...

I heard that there were people stocking up on iodine!

A Lady's Life said...

Yes Mama Zen and the stories go on lol