Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Sexy Highlander (WOOH! WOOH! WOOH!)

A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba minding his own business when a man with a large black beard walks in.

This man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.

The bartender serves him, the man drinks it and then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"

The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in, goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky.


The bartender also serves him and the man drinks and then starts walking out the door.


The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."


The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves.

The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and also orders a shot of whisky.


He drinks it and then starts walking out the door.


The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"


The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."


The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?"


The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service!"

8 comments:

Peter (Worldman): said...

Roaring. Grade 10. :-) :-) :-)

Anji said...

Ha ha. I was expecting Christophe Lambert at least...

Akelamalu said...

Hehe I like it!

George said...

I'm not Scottish but I did enjoy each of your stories about the highland lads. Thanks for the chuckles.

Mama Zen said...

That is hilarious!

Uncle Lee said...

Hi, love your sense of humour....
here's one for you....
Wife phones husband to buy her a bra on his way home.
He walks into Sears and asked saleslady for a bra.
"Which type bra you want", she enquires.

He, "how many types are there"?
She, "Sir, basically, there are 3 types of bra. One is the Catholic type....it holds up the masses.
Second is the Salvation army kind...it helps the downfallen.....and third, the Baptist bra. It makes mountains out of molehills".

You have a nice day and keep a song in your heart, Lee.

HoneyBUZZin said...

hahaha...

Baron's Life said...

LMAO...excellent...thanks for the laugh