Charles is driving over Sydney Harbour Bridge one day in his ute when he sees his girlfriend Sheila just about to throw herself off the bridge into the water far below.
Charles slams on the brakes & shouts "G'day Sheila! What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear in her eye and says
"G'day Charles - You got me pregnant & so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Charles gets a lump in his throat when he hears this and says
"Sheila, not only are you a great root, but you're a real sport."
Ya Right. Not this Sheila.