Friday, May 22, 2009

Men Are Happy Say Jealous Women

WHY ARE MEN, NEVER DEPRESSED?



Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.




Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs lo ok.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

What woman can handle all this? lol

AND

Men who enjoy reading this?....................

WHO'S YA DADDY? Ah hunh ah hunh! lol

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LYRICS

Slade Mama Weer all Crazee now Lyrics:I don't want to drink my whisky like you do

I don't need to spend my money but still do

Don't stop now a c-'mon Another drop now c-'mon I wanna lot now so c-'mon

That's rightthat's right

I said Mama but we're all crazy nowI said Mama but we're all crazy nowI said Mama but we're all crazy now.

And you told me fool firewater won't hurt me

And you tease me and allmy ladies desert me

Don't stop now a c-'mon

Another drop now c-'monI wanna lo now so c-'mon

That's rightthat's right

I said Mama but we're all crazy now I said Mama but we're all crazy now

I said Mama but we're all crazy now.

I don't want to drink mywhisky but still do I had enough to fill up"H" Hill's left shoe

Don't stop now a c-'mon Another drop now c-'mon I wanna lot now so c-'mon

That's rightthat's rightI said Mama but we're all crazy nowI said Mama but we're all crazy nowI said Mama but we're all crazy now.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quite funny...thanks for the post
wink wink
JDS

Thom said...

LOL...too funny I really enjoyed this :)

Peter (Worldman): said...

I enjoyed this long list about men. It made me smile. But then, it would be nice also to make one on things women do and we men cannot. And I am sure, it would be quite long too.

A Lady's Life said...

I guess it would take a man to decipher what a woman can do they can't Peter.Women can have babies men can't, although Arnold Swartzenegger had one in the movies. lol

George said...

I enjoyed reading this list. It was fun but also contained true gems.

A Lady's Life said...

Yes George, You men are sure lucky lol

Dave Coulter said...

That's a classic! :)

sauerkraut said...

Where can a man buy undies for 8.95?? Please don't say the dollar store.