My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0
to 200 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale..
And that's how the fight started.
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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's how the fight started.
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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply
saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
And that's how the fight started
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light
for $14..95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream
for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look
better at night than the cold cream.
And that's how the fight started.
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how the fight started
5 comments:
Well all those would be guaranteed to start a fight in our house! LOL
ROFLMAO...Too funny. Ain't married life grand :)
Well the jokes get evil toward the end lol
I mean, sitting in a restaurant with......a mad cow??? lol
Woah!
Nice, giving a good laugh. I liked the "Millionaire" one.
All good for a laugh!
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