I love a good cooked meal
so I don't cook.
I hate housework! You make
the beds, do the dishes and
six months later you have to
do it all over again!!
They Lied. If you keep something in the refrigerator long enough
The expiration date will wear off and then you don’t have to worry about it
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction -
I get to the end and think
Well, that's not gonna happen!
Recipes are like a dating service. They never look like the picture
There should be a support group for women who can’t load dishes
Into their dishwasher dirty
Stop dusting and you can keep your coffee table as a message board.