Friday, June 15, 2012

Tit for Tat

 

One Halloween a man was walking down the street and heard a thumping noise behind him. Looking behind him he saw a coffin following him, upright. He was a bit nervous and began walking a little bit faster. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump". He began running and the coffin kept up and began opening and closing, ""thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". Terrified he ran to his front door, and went inside, slamming the door and locking it. The coffin continued, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump - CRASH" it came right through the door, He ran up the stairs, and right behind him, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap, "thumpety thump, thumpety thump clap". He rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door, but the coffin broke through the door - "thumpety thump, thumpety thump crash". Terrified the man grabbed the first thing he could, a bottle of robutusin and threw it - and the coffin stopped!

The drunken defendant appears yet again before the tired judge, who says, "You have been constantly appearing before me for the past twenty years." Replied the drunk: "Can I help it if you can't get promoted?"

After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional,
Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight for nothing
Women can do all these without drinking!

Gals....we did it again :)

xoxoxoxoxoxox

7 comments:

Diane said...

Bahahahahahaha! Perfect!

George said...

I love all of these! Have a great weekend.

Rob-bear said...

Hmmmmmmmm. Well, ah, yes. I suppose.

Hope you have a grand weekend. Without sneezing' or coffin' too much.

A Lady's Life said...

Have a great week end as well guys !!

Akelamalu said...

LOL

A Lady's Life said...

Have a good one Akelamalu

SandyCarlson said...

You are always a lot of fun. Thanks!