Monday, February 15, 2010

the Pope and Tiger Woods

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The Pope and Tiger Woods died on the same day and, because of an
administrative mix up, the Pope went to hell and Tiger Woods went to
heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in hell, and
after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.

"However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be
rectified". Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from heaven
and they stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologies the Pope
"No problem" replied Tiger Woods
Pope: "I am really anxious to get to heaven"
Tiger: "Why is that?"
Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late"


Akelamalu said...

LOLOLOLOL *snorting laughter* - that's the best one I've heard so far!

Voegtli said...

But you will have to tell us if the Pope lost his virginity. Because I know Mary was not a virgin. Here is why:

The astronauts did not feed on tubes anymore and had real food. But one day, the had a technical problem in the shuttle and were instructed by base to lighten the weight. They threw into space the useless things. Among them a sausage which was now floating in space.

A little angel flew by, picked the sausage and took it to Paradise. He saw Archangel Gabriel and asked him if he knew what it was. Gabriel said no. Jesus passed and said no too. Saint Peter also gave a negative answer.

And then Virgin Mary came by and the little angel asked her. She took it in her hands, looked at it and said: "Well, if it would not have this piece of string at the end, I would say it is the Holy Spirit".

A Lady's Life said...

lol naughty Peter lol