Thursday, February 11, 2010

Don't Mind If I Do


Now I can't see anything better than sitting down and putting your feet up.
Of course not that high up but
just enough to get the blood flowin to where it belongs. lol

The rest is easy enough,
a good fishin book, a nudge of brandy and a hat to keep the sun off outta your eyes.

Life is GOOOD!


Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.

My mother in law started walking
five miles a day when she was 80.
Now she's 81 years old
and we don't know where the hell she is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour place;
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them instead!

10 comments:

Vicky said...

Ha! Lol, there are some good ones in there!! Thanks for the laughs today :)

A Lady's Life said...

Welcome vicky :)

Trotter said...

Hi Lady! Perfect for the season!!Have a great Carnaval!!

George said...

Thanks for the many chuckles you've provided.

Peter (Worldman): said...

This is to much. I love good, sensible sayings. You made me laugh and gave me such a joy. The problem is that posted things will disappear as time goes. You like the wisdom of the "Toilet Paper". And I like the wisdom of the "Dog Song". And so, starting tomorrow, Sunday, and then during 14 weeks every Sunday (because there are 14 statements) I will put one of them on my blog. So to assure that they will not get lost so quickly. Of course, reference to your blog will be made.

A Lady's Life said...

Trotter: Come on Over to Vancouver for our Olympics
We are all excited about it.
:)

George you are welcome! :)

Peter on my Feb 11 blog for my son who is a sax player, I have a jazz group at the bottom you might enjoy

Nessa said...

That picture is great and there are so many good sayings to choose from. I must go wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Purdie Pyrate

NicoleB said...

I like the one with 'getting heavier because of all the Infos in my head'.
I'll use that in the future as an excuse :D

A Lady's Life said...

Thanks Nessa ! I love dark chocolate and indulge sometimes. Its antibacterial so its good for you.:)

A Lady's Life said...

Nicole: lol
My Mom used to say you can tell a person is an empty head if he keeps his head looking up because a smart person has a heavy head and looks down. She compared it to a sunflower head.
So as a kid I wanted to look smart and looked down hahahahaha.
Today I look up :)