Showing posts with label magic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label magic. Show all posts

Friday, October 14, 2011

moments of truth

Woa! I am impressed!

It sure looks painful but how ingenious!

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As stories go there was a funny one from Egypt.

An expat family living there had a women come in to cook, clean, and do laundry.

She worked very hard and after finishing one home would go to another.

Pay day, the employer asked her about her family and complimented her about how good a job she did.

One day the conversation came to her husband who always seemed unemployed.

So the employer asked the maid why her husband never worked while she worked so hard.

The maid replied:

" Oh my husband is very intelligent and educated so he has a very hard time finding a job."

"Really." replied the employer." Did he finish going to school?

"Oh yes, he did" replied the maid proudly.

"He received his birth certificate you know."



Now this is a true story............... so I will leave it at that .

lol

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Ryanair in England sports cheap flights.


example

London - Dublin = 14.99 pounds or 23.70 US dollars

London - Dusseldorf = 9.99 pounds or 15.80 US dollars

L ondon - Fuertoventura = 30.99 pounds or 49.00 US dollars

Catch? 1 bathroom for 189 passengers

In previous bids to bring down airfare, or at least cater to Ryanair’s idea of what travellers want, the airline has floated the idea of flying with just one pilot per flight, adopting standing-room only trips and even child-free flights, which Ryanair says are coming this fall.

Compare this to Air Canada flights from Vancouver - Calgary = 365.00 Canadian or 357.00 US

for a short flight having less toilets might be ok but now we're trippin with one pilot and standing room trips. Planes are already sardine cans.

and no children is clearly discrimination. lol

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

duduk magic



"The Duduk (pronounced doo-dook) is considered the most "Armenian" of all folk instruments because of its Armenian origins and its ability to honestly express the emotions of the Armenian people. It has a 1500 year history and is native to Armenia although there are variants played in Turkey, Georgia, and Azerbaijan. The duduk reflects the passion, celebration, and suffering of Armenia. Aram Khatchadourian once said that the duduk is the only instrument that made him cry.


I don't know about Aram K but I cry easily especially to violin music.
I have to admit though that
this duduk has a very beautiful sound to it.

I hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did.

Have a great day!!

Monday, October 10, 2011

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:

'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how
would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to goto the bathroom. I'll be right back
.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'






Sunday, February 28, 2010

OH CANADA OLYMPICS 2010

 


A LADY'S LIFE WOULD LIKE TO SAY:

CONGRATULATIONS CANADA ON A JOB WELL DONE!!!

THANK YOU PRIME MINISTER HARPER FOR BRINGING,
COAST TO COAST,
HOPE, JOY, PROMISE AND PRIDE TO OUR NATION...

PEOPLE NEED DREAMS AND THIS CERTAINLY WAS A DREAM COME TRUE
FOR MANY PROUD CANADIANS AS WELL AS TO WORLD OLYMPIANS .

TO THE MANY OLYMPIANS WHO CAME TO THE CANADA, BC OLYMPICS
THANK YOU

IT WAS AN HONOR TO WATCH YOU PERFORM.

GOD BLESS YOU ALL!!!!
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