
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don't work half the time.- Author Unknown
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud. - Rodney Dangerfield
A Riddle: There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies.
Answer: A Watermelon.
Answer: A Watermelon.



