Thursday, July 8, 2010

It's Only Maintenance


Turkish Waxing Delights.

Well this is kinda funny cause they make jokes about how hairy Middle Eastern women are and why they cover their faces

They found out that Middle Eastern women have the most nose jobs and other plastic surgery done on them selves

And it makes you wonder why bother?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Barbara Streisand is a beauty in her own right.

Money….the right make up…. And no pain.

Well here is a Turkish sugar wax recipe to wax legs many women use and do at home with muslin fabric, otherwise known as calico.

Its an oldy but goody.

It just uses sugar, lemon juice, and water, and you can add honey as well. It's kinda like making candy:

2 c. sugar
1/4 c. lemon juice
1/4 c. water

Heat all up on a stove, stir till its all dissolved.
Watch how the mixture falls off the spoon because
you want a soft ball thickness,like caramel

Do not use it when it’s too hot.

Maybe a candle will keep it warm and gooey enough, without burning skin while using.

Use what you need and the rest might make good lollipops?????

I don’t know. Have to try it. My son, the soccer player, volunteered to have a go at it.

What men will do today to look good.

hehehe Mama's revenge hehehe


This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink? "

The whole bar went dead silent, while the patrons try to ignore her.

At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slamed his hand on the bar and said, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.

Then she turned again , again revealing her hairy armpit and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink? "

Once again, the little drunk slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approached the little drunk and says, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina? "

The drunk replied, "Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!"


4 comments:

Kimmy said...

I LOVE the tip for the wax, how original and organic as opposed to going to the salon, nice tip!
The joke: I laughed so much my stomach began to ache with cramps!!!
I have never heard that one before and it completely made my night!
Have a lovely upcoming weekend, cheers!

Akelamalu said...

Ouch - I was just imagining the pain if you put that stuff on too hot!!

Love the joke. :)

alady'slife said...

It's much cheaper than buying it in the store I find and does the job.

One thing I found great with talking to middle eastern women is that they also use charcoal for their eyeliner and eye brows.

When they have a cut, instead of a band aide, they stuff the wound with coffee.It stops the wound from bleeding and getting infected.

Peter (Worldman): said...

THE END OF YOUR STORY IS THE APOTHEOSIS.

And I might shock but I like hairy ladies.