It's A Great Day!!!!

You wake up in the morning feeling kinda dull like the weather and then you see the world all green and lush and you know, it's going to be a Great Day!!
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The Coat Hanger:
A woman was  at work when she received a phone call that   her small
daughter was very sick with a fever.  She left her work and stopped by the
pharmacy to get some medication.  She got back   to her car  and found
that
she had locked her keys in the car.

She didn't  know what to do, so she called home and told   the baby
sitter
what had happened.     The baby  sitter told her that the fever was
getting
worse.  She said, "You might  find a coat hanger and use that to open the
door."

The woman  looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger   that had
been
left on the ground, possibly by someone else   who at some  time had
locked
their keys in their car. She looked   at the  hanger and said, "I don't
know
how to use this."   She bowed  her head and asked God to send her help.

Within five  minutes a beat up old motor cycle pulled up,   with a  dirty,
greasy, bearded man who was wearing an   old biker  skull rag on his head.

The woman  thought, "This is what you sent to help me?"   But, she was
desperate, so she was also very thankful.

The man got  off of his cycle and asked if he could help.

She said,  "Yes, my daughter is very sick.     I stopped to  get her some
medication and I locked my keys in my car.     I must get  home to her.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my  car?"

He said,  "Sure."  He walked over to the car, and   in less than  a minute
the car was opened.     She hugged  the man and through her tears she
said,

"Thank You  So Much!     You are a  very nice man."

The man  replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man.     I just got  out of
prison
today.     I was in  prison for car theft and have only   been out for
about an hour."

The woman  hugged the man again and with sobbing tears   cried out  loud,
'Oh, thank you God!     You even  sent me a Professional!'

Is GOD GOOD  - or what!
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Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The older one leaned over and said, ''Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!''

''You're on!'' said the other old lady, holding up a $10.00 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

''What happened?'' asked her waiting friend.

''I won $1000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'.''

I thought it was funny lol :):):)