Thursday, June 2, 2011

It's A Great Day!!!!



You wake up in the morning feeling kinda dull like the weather and then you see the world all green and lush and you know, it's going to be a Great Day!!
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The Coat Hanger:
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small
daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the
pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found
that
she had locked her keys in the car.

She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby
sitter
what had happened. The baby sitter told her that the fever was
getting
worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the
door."

The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had
been
left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had
locked
their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't
know
how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her help.

Within five minutes a beat up old motor cycle pulled up, with a dirty,
greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.

The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was
desperate, so she was also very thankful.

The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.

She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some
medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute
the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she
said,

"Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."

The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of
prison
today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for
about an hour."

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud,
'Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!'

Is GOD GOOD - or what!
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Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The older one leaned over and said, ''Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!''

''You're on!'' said the other old lady, holding up a $10.00 note.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

''What happened?'' asked her waiting friend.

''I won $1000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'.''


I thought it was funny lol :):):)

8 comments:

Mama Zen said...

Oh, that last one is hilarious!

A Lady's Life said...

Mama Zen - I thought it was cute lol

George said...

I really liked the coat hanger story, but both were good. Thanks for ending my day with some chuckles.

Gattina said...

Lol ! the "best dried arrangement" !

Magia da Inês said...

Bom fim de semana!
Beijinhos.
Brasil


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A Lady's Life said...

Gattina that joke cracked me up I can see it happen lol

A Lady's Life said...

George Welcome :)

A Lady's Life said...

magia da ines: Thanks for visiting:)