Keep Your Straps On

First Love

Second Love

Third Love

Fourth Love

Fifth Love
and then??????????



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Well it can't be all sentimental. :)

Live!
Smile!
Keep It Classy
and
Keep your Straps on!!
:)

Two friends were talking. One says to the other, “My Mother-In-Law, she’s an angel.”
His friend replies, “You’re lucky. Mine’s alive.”
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What has six eyes but can’t see?
A. Three men alone in a house with a dirty kitchen, kids who need a bath and a bathroom which need to be cleaned.
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Dad: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me?
Mom: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend

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At the Irish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...

"Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

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lol

Have a good one.