Thursday, October 6, 2011

doodads and pumkins




Being a Christian is like being a pumpkin. God lifts you up,
takes you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. He opens you
up, touches you deep inside and scoops out all the yucky stuff--
including the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc. Then He carves
you a new smiling face and puts His light inside you to shine for
all the world to see.





Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners have short cords.

Have a great day!


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13 comments:

  1. IngridOctober 6, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    Unfortunately some pumpkins still keep yucky stuff inside with the seeds !! Otherwise there wouldn't be any wars on earth !

    Now I know why I can't fly on a broom, because the my vacuum cleaner's cord is too long !!

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  2. A Lady's LifeOctober 6, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    lol
    gattina you'd be in trouble without electricity

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  3. GeorgeOctober 6, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    I really like your analogy between Christians and pumpkins. Very cute and profound.

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  4. A Lady's LifeOctober 6, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    george - its different lol
    pumpkin seeds are good dried and they really should use the pumpkin after Halloween I don't know why they don't

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  5. ZuzanaOctober 6, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    Oh, I love the way you look at us as pumpkins.;) Or at least Christians.;)
    And that joke has brightened my solitary evening.;))
    xoxo

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  6. A Lady's LifeOctober 6, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    ZUZANA - THE PICTURE OF PUMKINS ENLIGHTENS ONE WHEN PICTURED AS GOOD PEOPLE

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  7. Betsy BrockOctober 6, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    invaded!

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  8. A Lady's LifeOctober 6, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    betsy shining from the inside out lol

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  9. Maude LynnOctober 6, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    I love the pumpkin analogy!

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  10. SandyCarlsonOctober 6, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    You have me laughing!

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  11. A Lady's LifeOctober 6, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    thanks Sandy and Mama Zen

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  12. Baron's LifeOctober 15, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    Very deep thoughts here...who are you?

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  13. A Lady's LifeOctober 15, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    baron - just a gal with time on her hands lol

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