She creeps through the forest quiet as a moon beam
She awakens to a dawn of dew
She speaks not a word through diligent courtesy
Her love is a pure white veil, bejeweled
So simple and perfect, alive and demure
She creeps ever so softly
A mystic white, morning glory
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Two Blondes With Hammers... Daria & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Daria was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, ' Why are you throwing those nails away?' Daria explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.' Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
BETTER IS POSSIBLE
ReplyDeleteWEED BUT THEY SURE LOOK PRETTY LOL
I know I shouldn't, because I'm actually a blonde, but the blonde joke make me laugh! LOL
ReplyDeleteakelamalu - i am too and they make me laugh
ReplyDeleteBlondes are great people
Simple and funny
look at goldie hawn lol
That's a beautiful Morning Glory and poem. I enjoyed the joke as well.
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